I’m not saying I am updating the list. But if I were to do that…

Things have changed and yet in a way they do stay the same. Back at our old home I once undertook the internet’s castigated challenge of chronicling the worst losses in the proud history of Fighting Irish football. Some people left mouth agape, many others booed, but it still stands as a beacon of pain for Notre Dame fans to witness:

The Top 75 Losses in Notre Dame History: #5-1

*That’s the last of the 15-part series and I wouldn’t recommend re-reading the whole thing unless you’re really bored.

It’s now been 6 full seasons since this was published coming off the Camping World Bowl win over Iowa State. A lot has happened over the years including 22 more losses to debate.

If you recall, my special formula for ranking losses broke down like this:

Champion: 10 points max (Basically how much did the loss contribute directly to losing a national championship, major bowl game, or otherwise argue it denied either opportunity).

Bad Loss: 8 points max (Basically your really poor performances especially blowouts to good teams and definitely losses to really poor teams).

Big Stage: 5 points max (These losses could be close but with a lot on the line, if not always a championship or trophy).

Pain: 3 points max (Special consideration for the way in which the team lost and the context around why it hurt more than other games).

Rivalry: 2 points max (Because losing to Michigan always sucks).

Here is the original list sorted by season:

Top 75 Losses by Year (1887-2013)

1915- Nebraska (29)
1916- Army (23)
1921- Iowa (13)
1923- Nebraska (7)
1926- Carnegie Tech (3)
1928- Carnegie Tech (47)
1931- USC (20)
1935- Northwestern (12)
1938- USC (5)
1944- Army (21)
1945- Army (28)
1950- Purdue (53)
1951- SMU (43), Michigan State (58)
1954- Purdue (8)
1955- USC (22)
1956- Oklahoma (31)
1960- Purdue (60)
1963- Stanford (67)
1964- USC (1)
1970- USC (2)
1972- USC (37), Nebraska (18)
1974- Purdue (17), USC (10)
1976- Pitt (69), Georgia Tech (59)
1978- Missouri (50)
1979- Tennessee (61)
1980- USC (14)
1981- Purdue (72)
1982- Arizona (62), Air Force (54)
1984- Air Force (75)
1985- Purdue (73), Miami (42)
1986- Michigan (46)
1987- Penn State (38), Texas A&M (36)
1989- Miami (6)
1990- Stanford (19), Colorado (34)
1991- Tennessee (30)
1992- Stanford (11)
1993- BC (4)
1994- BC (26)
1995- Northwestern (65)
1996- Air Force (55), USC (66)
1997- Stanford (74)
1998- Michigan State (39)
2000- Nebraska (44), Oregon State (40)
2002- Boston College (16), USC (15)
2003- Michigan (32), Florida State (63), Syracuse (70)
2004- Purdue (64), USC (35)
2005- USC (24)
2006- Michigan (25), LSU (49)
2007- Michigan (45), USC (41), Navy (52)
2008- Syracuse (48), USC (57)
2009- Michigan (51), UConn (71)
2010- Navy (33), Tulsa (68)
2011- USF (56), Michigan (27)
2012- Alabama (9)

Modern Times Have Been Rough

17 losses combined from Willingham and Weis over 8 years!

28% of the losses came in the last 9 years, up to 2014!

37.3% of the 75 losses came in the 18 years between 1996-2014!

Number of Losses by Coach

Holtz- 13
Weis- 10
Willingham- 7
Faust- 6
Parseghian- 6
Kelly- 5
Devine- 5
Davie- 4
Rockne- 4
Brennan- 3
Leahy- 3
Devore- 2
Layden- 2
Harper- 2
Anderson- 1
McKeever- 1
Kuharich- 1

Brian Kelly just finished up his 10th season and will tie the school-record with his 11th campaign next year. Since 2014 has he added enough qualifying losses to top Holtz for the most ever among the Top 75? It would be close but I think Kelly could do it. The lowest rated losses for Holtz are the #66 loss to USC in 1996 and #65 loss to Northwestern in 1995. Both of those could stay depending on what we hash out below.

New Kelly Worst Losses (2014-19)

I have 12 games that were worthy of consideration.

FSU 2014
Northwestern 2014
Clemson 2015
Stanford 2015
Ohio State 2015
Michigan State 2016
Duke 2016
NC State 2016
Georgia 2017
Miami 2017
Clemson 2018
Michigan 2019

2016 is a lot like 2007 in that you could include many games but at the same time the stakes were low once a bunch of losses piled up. The NC State hurricane certainly will always be infamous but I don’t think it makes the cut. It was the 4th loss in the first 6 games–and if you can put the game plan aside–there isn’t much to distinguish it from dozens of other losses from the past.

The bad loss factor for Michigan State and Duke from 2016 (teams who finished a combined 7-17) I would think puts them somewhere in the bottom third of the new list.

I cannot include 2015 Stanford. You could argue the Irish make the playoffs without that defeat but ultimately they finished with 3 total losses. Additionally, the other two ’15 losses have to be on there. The loss in the rain at Clemson was an epic game while the Ohio State loss scored big points for missing out on a major bowl trophy.

I’m going to rebel and refuse to accept that Notre Dame lost at Florida State in 2014, so that can’t be on the list.

Losing to 5-7 Northwestern by giving up 43 points–a week after they scored 9 points against Michigan–definitely makes the list.

Three out of the last 5 losses to date–all blowout defeats–would certainly make the cut. Am I missing anything? Would anyone argue something else needs to be included?